Storytelling Game 4:

[Sportsluvnlady]

Jenn:

I'd let you borrow my kleenex but I ran out ...darn him

[Tricia]

Jenn wrote
"she needs more than one man can give her"

I can definitely relate to this woman completely.
I think she and I should both get dogs...They're sweet and they love you no matter how much you beat them... not like MEN

My one complaint----Jenn, you should not have used 'repulsive sausages'...it was too funny...had...trouble...reading through my tears!

My votes are JS1
DK1...for not using sausage...see Jenn
(yeah this probably seals you're win...good story...shithead!)
JK1...the whole luscious heaving moons kept me petting my kitty for hours...sicko!
Thank you...I love my kitty.


I was totally into Sport Chick's story...um Jimmy's, I mean and Wendy's...you two completely satisfied my sausage obsession...you just lacked nudity, violence...and pimps!

Collin, you write better when you are in pain. I think I will have to tie you up and pistol whip you with Jacks gun...I love it when you suffer for your art!

[Sportsluvnlady]

Tricia,

Im glad you enjoyed the story.....Im new to this forum, have to give me a few more hours on here to become completely warped and a genius storywriter. <lol>

I think that Dereks a pretty intelligent guy. I mean given that women seem to be in a majority on this forum, what lady in their right, okay even not in their right mind, WOULDNT have fallen for that story?

[Tricia]

Derek is a lunatic...he writes well though.

I'm not looking forward to the day when the asylum people realize he is missing and come to take him back....Oh what a sad day that will be for all of us

[Sportsluvnlady]

Dont think we have to worry about him disappearing Tricia. The guys in the white coats would take one look at him, look at us and declare him sane in comparison

[jenn]

Tricia,
Just hope they don't find him here, or they will take us all away!

[Sportsluvnlady]

Jenn:

My thoughts exactly

[jenn]

Iguess it wouldn't be to bad we could all play patty cake together in a drug induced state and drool!

[Sportsluvnlady]

We might have to teach Collin that..might be beyond his abilities, Patty cake I mean, since he has trouble with if youre happy and you know it.

[jenn]

I don't know if he could handle it in a drug induced state it may be to much for him to handle.

[Sportsluvnlady]

I'll keep count and you move his hands, sort of ease him into it so he gets the feel of what its like to clap his hands without something between them.

[jenn]

I don't know in the drug induced state he may try to stick something between them anyway!

[Wendy]

Not that it's going to make much difference because we all know who's going to win, here are my votes....

TW1
DK1
CB1

[barrie]

I'm assuming I don't get to vote since I am merely observing but if I did/do then it would be a tie between TW1 and DK1.

You guys are serious about this, eh!

Sorry but I couldn't deal with the "slimey saugages"!!!

[Tricia]

Hey weirdness! and pink bee purveyor or vouyeur or whatever!

And VD Grrrrl should be here too...man that doesn't look right...Ok, Ok... Vader Grrrl!

Remember The Rules For the Writing Game Are as Follows:
In no particular order!

1)You MUST use profanity...I accomplished this quite nicely doooon't ya think?

2) Someone must have sex...it doesn't really matter what they have sex with ...but sex must be had.

3) You must write the story naked...and outdoors. We sometimes alter this rule during the cold months...you can wear shoes.

4)You must send money. Cash preferably! Not a lot, just enough for me to eat lunch.

Anybody caught breaking these rules will forfeit their next 3 paychecks (to me) and be gnawed to death by a wolverine...yes Derek, you get to do the honors.
Down boy...sit!
Good Wolverine!
*pets Derek's head*