Round 15... and we did it Sid's way

[Tricia]

We Did It Sid's Way
(words and music by The Dark Queen of Frank Sinatra's Underwear)

And now the time has come
and so we face[glow=red,2,300]Round Fifteen[/glow]
My friend, I’ll say it's clear,
look at all the stories we've writteen.

We’ve lived a life that’s full.
We’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
we did it Sid's way.

Regrets, we’ve had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
We've had sex and murder too...
And saw it through with only one extension.


Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When we bit off more than we could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
you ate me up and spit me out ... :Ppattoo
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it Sid's way.


For what is a Sid, what has she got?
If not herself, then she has naught.
To say the things she truly feels;
And no extensions and no deals.
The record shows that girl can blow -
Let's do it Si...i...i...ii...d's way...



And Sidra hath spoken onto you...
[glow=purple,2,300]
suspect
torrid
belabor
defiance
peppermint
garrulous
ordained
winsome[/glow]

Hahaha... idiots, didn't you know? I rule! *evil grin*




Tricia hath spoken back:
Shut up Sid!
Just got to brag... little witch!

For everyone:
You have to write your story by monday.. I know it sounds like a long time, but believe me... somebody will be begging for an extension by saturday night!

NOW GO... WRITE!
Don't procrastinate!

[RedneckDiva]

What - no theme??

Not that I want one...just asking, oh great Queen of Frank Sinatra's Underwear.

Tricia...you are the Queen of more than I ever thought possible! What a gal!

[Tricia]

Yes dear Diva,
I have seen more underwear than I care to remember...
*sigh*

Theme?
We don't need no stinking theme!

Variety is the spice of life dear girl... at least for this round... heheheh

[sidra]

yay! my way or the highway!

what is a sid, what have i got? wow, that makes me feel really introspective and stuff.

tricia, you're totally awesome. ;D

[Tricia]

For what is a Sid?
What has she got?
And is it catching?
God I hope not!

hehehe

[jenn]

well kiddies I have missed you, but I will maybe, perhaps, have a story in this round.

Maybe.

[Ellen]

Sid, thanks for inviting me....do I still have time to join? Hi everyone else! Hope you don't mind a newby!

[EJinWonderland]

Ok then...I really can log in!

[Chaos]

Yummmmmmmmmm, roasted-goodness newbie...yay!!!

Welcome to the forum, EJ...you're gonna write a story, aren't you? Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait!

/me skips around EJ in circles, praising the newbie gods for sending us fresh blood...

[Tricia]

*sticks out foot and trips Chaos*

Uhhhhum
Excuse me!

If there is newbie blood here I have dibs.
*opens mouth to show fake fangs*

Okay newbie, just so's you know
I AM THE DARK QUEEN
The boss
The main man
The queen of all I survey

You can't just expect to walk in here scott free!
We have rules up in here.

Now strip!
Where the hell is the peanut butter?
*looks up Chaos skirt*

Nice yeah, but no, no peanut butter in there... hmmmmmmm

Are there any goldfish left from the last hazing?

*grabs car keys*

Well I'm off to the store.
I'll be back.
*shakes keys at EJ*
Don't move, you!

[Chaos]

*stands, brushes off the dust from the floor of Fizzle and Pop - God, Collin, don't you ever sweep in here? - and smacks Tricia on the back of her pointy head*

Stay the hell out of my skirt...this is the last time I'm gonna say it, Dairy Queen...I mean, hmph, Dark Queen.

/me whispering in EJ's ear, "Don't worry, sweetie, the Dark Queen of the Underwear isn't as bad as she seems...and if she comes back with peanut butter and goldfish...RUN!!!"

[Tricia]

*rubs point*
Why you...!
I'll sweep the floor allright! I'll sweep it with that pretty ass of yours!
*chases Chaos around the forum*

*breathing hard*
huh huh huh
You're pretty fast in that big poofy green thing.

Oh I give!
Stop running Chaos!
I mean it! Stop
*sticks out foot*
*trips Chaos again*

Did you have to strip and peanut butter?
Yes you did!
So did everyone... except Jenn and I... but we've gotten nakey many times on this forum since then!

[EJinWonderland]

mmmm....yummmy peanut butter.

Do I get music to strip too? I've got some fav's...but I'm new so you let me know

Can't wait to get one of my friends to join!!! I just love a good roasting!!!

[Tammyk]

It's like opening a box containing a new pair of leather shoes. I'm so new here, you can smell me coming.

I don't know if I'll be able to get the challenge done, but in case I do, do we start a new thread in this forum with our stories?

I think I read something in the rules about that, but my mind is older than my body and I can't remember a thing!

Thanks!

[RedneckDiva]

Tammy said, "... you can smell me coming." !!!!! BWAH!! Oh my goodness, am I just about the most sophomoric person on here or what?!? Or maybe just incredibly dirty minded. Or maybe sophomorically dirty minded?

Goodness, I've been away again - this is becoming a habit for me, noticed? Anyway, in my absence I thought for sure I'd see dozens of stories....and yet I see none?

Tricia said we'd ask for extensions....that Dark Queen is going to be awful pissed if we start asking.

Do I smell peanut butter? Or is that Tammy? Coming? BAH - I slay myself.

I need to grow up....