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Post by Tricia on Oct 23, 2004 12:05:04 GMT -5
I Love Halloween!And so, to honor this wonderfully dark holiday, I have invited a friend of mine to do the honors and start Round 14. I would like to introduce you all to Ralph. Ralph lives under my bed. When I was little he used to like to scare the hell out of me, but you know, as I got older we kinda became buds. So last night I was laying in bed... and Ralph was under it... and I was pondering how to begin this round, when my old pal Ralph said that he might be able to help. You see he is a master of all things scary. So, well, I guess they're all yours Ralph! Hello my lovelies and welcome to the monstrously wonderful Round Fourteen. I'm expecting lots of tricks AND treats for this round. I know you won't let me down... otherwise I might have to pick up a couple of my ghoulfriends and make a stop under your bed tonight! heheh The Wicked Wench... a girl after my own heart (if I had one) has turned in her word list for our scrutiny. I think you'll find her choices amusing... CONSTERNATION FABULOUS ARDUOUS EDIFY STITCHES INCLINE RAFTERS AMICABLE
Now isn't that so sweet... heheh Such FABULOUS words... I'm almost swinging from the RAFTERS! Well my dear BATTY girl... that just won't do! Not at a time as special to me as Halloween. So what's say we put a catty little spin on The Olde Town Wench and send this thing spiralling into the macabre. The genre for Round 14 is HORROR! All stories must be scary... and believe me... I know SCARY! Don't disappoint me... I just so happen to have a bag of hungry black spiders to turn loose on anyone who dares to offend my demonic senses. Muwahahaha When the clock strikes twelve on Friday night, the forum will be closed for voting. Anyone who has not submitted a story can be expecting me to arrive under their beds at 1AM sharp... or maybe the closet... I do so love closets!
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Post by Chaos on Oct 23, 2004 14:55:56 GMT -5
So, what you're sayin' there, Tricia, is that *this* round is no different from any *other* round, right? ;D
We do tend to be a spooky, scary bunch, usually...gloom, doom (DOOM, Sidra, DOOM!!!), and more gloom...
/me wanders over to Mystic Springs to find that elusive town shrink...
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Post by Tricia on Oct 23, 2004 15:11:08 GMT -5
Baby... my recent stories have been pretty up beat .. for me! Jenn and Collin were ready to hang me for never writing anything upbeat. But you just wait sister! Maybe the next round will be a romance... no ...we already do a lot of sex too! Sex... romance... lust.... all pretty much the same genre up in this mug! Uh, disney? It is too a genre!... I saw the disney section at blockbuster! Right between family favorites and Barney... yes... he's a genre too Oh yeah... and the genre came from the words. Arduous.. amicable...FABULOUS... Horror! Yes! Not your average Horror novel words. But we will rise to the challenge!
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Post by RedneckDiva on Oct 24, 2004 11:58:51 GMT -5
Horror and sex are one in the same for me sometimes!!
BWAHAHAHahahahahahahaha!!!
Okay, I've written down the list and I WILL post a story this time and it will be full of horror and sex because, well...I just can't write a story without adding sex to it somewhere.
Hmmm...I've never written a story AND had sex at the same time, but I could give it a shot. Now that's got me thinkin'.... I wonder...
Ooh! Imagine the typos in that story! I wonder how many keys my butt cheeks can hit at one time... That poor keyboard would never be the same again!
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Post by sidra on Oct 24, 2004 12:22:23 GMT -5
oooh, this should be good... i don't write a lot of horror. read a lot, but not write so much.
don't let that fool you. i'm still VERY spooky...
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Post by HIM on Oct 25, 2004 4:47:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Summoned, I appear. I come to serve.[/glow]
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Post by Tricia on Oct 25, 2004 7:51:47 GMT -5
Oooooh Goody!
I summoned HIM and he came. *grabs HIM and runs off to Mystic Springs to do dirty things to HIM with a flogger and furry handcuffs.
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Post by RedneckDiva on Oct 25, 2004 14:35:57 GMT -5
Tricia, when you're done with HIM in Mystic Springs can you send HIM back so I can have a go? ;D
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Post by Tricia on Oct 25, 2004 19:45:37 GMT -5
Okay RD, but I can tell you that you should bring the Viagra.
He's gonna need help when I get finished with HIM.
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Post by ThatWickedWench on Oct 25, 2004 23:29:25 GMT -5
A MAN? ?? Lemme have a go with HIM too.... I'll lay that voodoo on his ass so thick he won't know what hit him.... but he will definitely beg for more... *High Fives Tricia* Good call girl! We sure do need HIM around!
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Post by HIM on Oct 26, 2004 1:01:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]My but the three of you are going to be so very tired.[/glow]
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Post by ThatWickedWench on Oct 27, 2004 23:21:14 GMT -5
OKay the Wench has had a very rough week... can you extend the deadline a day or two... say maybe Sunday?? I would be so appreciative, my week has been hell! Plus with all the halloween junk I've had to do at work, I haven't had the spare time to write! PLEASSSSEEEEE???
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Post by Tricia on Oct 28, 2004 8:01:30 GMT -5
I've written two sentences... and they were bad!
I also would like an extension... but I think monday might be better... Sunday night is Halloween after all!
Who wants to be writing on Halloween?
Okay, so monday then? Any objections?
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Post by RedneckDiva on Oct 28, 2004 15:00:40 GMT -5
Oh thank you, thank you, Great and Mighty Dark Queen of the Underwearworld!!
I, too, have written and it's rubbish....so sad we all have horror writer's block. Wonder if Stephen King ever goes through this crap. Can't get his zombies and ghosts in order...
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Post by Tricia on Oct 28, 2004 15:09:33 GMT -5
Did you ever read 'the tommyknockers or dreamcatcher... more like snore catcher ;D Yawn!
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